[ Mid-Fuck ] + BONUS

Jul. 28th, 2017 08:59 am
[personal profile] sexy_sockie posting in [community profile] bakerstreet



Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip the conversation and go straight for the scenario you've always wanted to experience?

In that case, rejoice! This meme was made for you.

THE RULES:
  1. Post with your character in the middle of having sex.
  2. Any scenario and level of description is allowed!
  3. Other characters reply as your character's partner in that fuck!
  4. Keep going and finish the act.
  5. Go for another round or have fun with cuddling and afterplay.
  6. Have fun!

( + ONE SMUTTY BONUS MEME HERE AT THE LOVE HOTEL )

Another monthly problem

Jul. 28th, 2017 08:47 am
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[personal profile] matingseason posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
THE IN HEAT/IN RUT AU MEME
not an alpha/beta/omega meme


There's no need for elaborate backstories for this AU. You go into heat, rut, whatever you'd like to call it. You've always done so since you were of age to do so. It's a socially accepted norm, and people have gotten used to the difficulties that come with the mating seasons. Life goes on.

Isn't this alpha/beta/omega, then? No, not at all. In this meme, there are no gender-variant genitalia unless your character comes prepackaged with those. No giant cocks - again, unless your character is already packing - or self-lubricating assholes or anal wombs, and no knotting. Unless that's your thing. There's also no set in stone roles with regards to dominance and submission, and some people do not even feel the inclination towards either. Still, there are a few similarities, mainly being that the pheromones of others can put someone into heat that was not in it before and the bond between mates. In addition, some humans/human-stand-ins have created packlike dynamics in response, but this is not universal.

In this meme, it's just regular old human...oids feeling the urge for sex. And by "urge," we of course mean all-consuming drive. If characters choose to ignore that urge, it will backfire on them. The more they put it off, the more they will lose their control, becoming more irritable and aggressive, and eventually be nothing but a rutting animal until the need to mate is satisfied. Not all heats call for mating, of course, and most people can just relieve themselves, but when you do mate, you feel the urge to stay by their side and essentially "nest." These desires don't always pan out into offspring, and mating isn't forever unless it's mutually decided upon. However, impregnating your mate is said to be one of the most euphoric experiences a person can have, even if some people only mate because they want to utterly possess someone, as mates are bonded for a while.

If there's anything that's to your fancy that's been left out, go ahead and add it in. Play it how you'd like!

HOW TO PLAY

  • Comment with your character and preferences.

  • Include what you're interested and not interested in.

  • Respond to others!


Read more... )

(no subject)

Jul. 28th, 2017 03:01 pm
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[personal profile] glovepuppet posting in [community profile] sixwordstories
Sometimes Dickie gets a bit lonely.

Ask Me Anything!

Jul. 28th, 2017 08:24 am
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[personal profile] sprinklesontop posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

Ask Me Anything!

Everyone has their own story, whether they're the protagonist or some measly side character, and people want to hear yours!


Just post a description of yourself in the title and let those crazy anons ask you questions.


Here are some examples:
  • Ask a MgRonald's cashier!
  • Ask someone who studies Titans for a living anything.
  • Everyone ships me with my best friend, AMA. (also, help)
  • My life revolves around pitting animals against each other, ask me about Pokemon.
  • I met Goku in a meme once, AMA.
  • Ask a guy who gets 10 minutes of screentime.

dirty dares, done dirt cheap

Jul. 27th, 2017 09:29 pm
[personal profile] dumbmemes posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
THE SMUTTY ANON DARE MEME




♉ You know the drill. Post your characters, any preferences on gender, age, and anything else relevant. A kink list is highly recommend.

♍ Look for others to anonymously dare to perform a kink and tell them who to perform it with! This can be as general or specific as you please!

♓ Play those puppies out, and make sure to do your own dares!

♒ Keep in mind that no one is obligated to carry out any kink requests or play out any threads! If someone says no or doesn't reply, please respect their wishes!

More than partners

Jul. 27th, 2017 09:20 pm
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[personal profile] anonconda posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
MORE THAN PARTNERS


You two are a complimentary duo, a team that many would envy. One leads, the other follows. One offers support or intel or back up to the other, or perhaps even medical help for the other, the beserker or powerhouse. Whatever your cause may be - working for an organization, working for yourselves, adventuring, demon hunting, fighting giants, protecting humanity from rogue alchemists, or just living life in a situation that calls for a "partnership" - you work like a well-oiled machine.

But it's more than partnership. You look out for each other, watch each others' backs. No one will hurt your partner on your watch.

But it's more than that, too. More than anyone can ever know. You two care for one another nearly more than anyone else in the world (or perhaps more "nearly" involved), and you're partners in a different way as well...or, at least, you're dangerously skirting that line.

Even if that's a dangerous game, there's one thing for certain: you can't and won't let any affections and emotions get in the way of making sure they stay safe.

➳ Comment with your character's name and any preferences. You can also mention which "side" of the partnership you'd like to play, though that's optional.
➳ Reply to other characters.

(no subject)

Jul. 27th, 2017 07:13 pm
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[personal profile] holygunslinger posting in [community profile] dear_mun
I'm not going anywhere until you get me better icons. I've been toting these things with me since what, 2007? It's time for a high quality upgrade. Gotta look my best, after all. Cleanliness is next to -- don't look at me like that.
[personal profile] c6h12o6 posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
THE UNFORTUNATE EVENTS MEME

Today is really your unlucky day. All the good luck you amassed with your good deeds or rituals in the name of dark gods is suddenly gone, leaving behind only an endless stream of surprising coincidences and unfortunate events. Hoped to have a peaceful day? Not so fast! First you'll have to deal with a stream of black cats, falling buckets and broken pipes.

  • Post with your character, their fandom and pairing preferences (if any) on the meme. (Note that most options are open to PG and NC-17 situations, so you might want to specify what you're looking for.)
  • Go to Random.org and roll to discover what's going to happen to you!
  • Tag around and have fun threading with people!
  • Make sure to be considerate and amazing to each other.
Read more... )

{slightly altered from a meme by [personal profile] sparkworkers}

I want to be your last first time

Jul. 27th, 2017 05:33 pm
[personal profile] cutenonny posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
THE ❝FIRST TIME❞ MEME

RULES! 
♥ Leave a comment with your character's name and fandom.
♥ When replying, RNG for a number between 1 and 7. The number you get corresponds with the kind of "first time" sex you're having
♥ Go from there! The sky's the limit.
THE LIST! 
01] Romantic | You waited and waited and waited for the right moment to take this final step with your partner, and it really paid off; neither of you can imagine this night (or day!) to be any better than it is right now. 

02] The Only Time | You know somewhere in your heart that you won't be getting a second chance for this. The relationship is forbidden, or they're moving away, or you're moving away, or something is tearing this relationship apart, and that may be the last thing you want.

03] Set-Up | ... Oh. Well. Someone nudged you and this other person together, the one that you may have loved or hated or been friends with your entire life. It isn't completely by choice, but it doesn't sound like that bad of an idea... Or maybe it does. Who knows?

04] Experience Difference | One of you knows exactly what to do, and the other doesn't! Maybe they're just a natural at this kind of thing... or maybe there's a thing or two they haven't told you yet.

05] Hesitant | One (or both) of you aren't quite sure if you're ready for this next big step... at the same time, you want this to happen, though the thought makes butterflies flutter around in the pit of your stomach.

06] Awkward | It feels like everything that can go wrong does go wrong. Relax? You can't relax! This is s-s-s-s-sex-- oh, boy, there's another mistake.

07] Wildcard | This is the "other" option. Choose any of the above or create your own!

[credit goes to [community profile] connikebox]

you lied to me before.

Jul. 27th, 2017 04:16 pm
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[personal profile] shitglasses posting in [community profile] bakerstreet


TRUTH MEME
Sometimes, you have to tell the truth. No, I mean, you have to. Maybe it's magic, or a promise, or nanobots; who knows. But you have to tell the truth, and everyone knows it. Of course, do half-tuths count? What about lying by omission? That's up to you, and how far you want this curse, this ailment, to go. The only thing that can't be escaped is the truth, whatever form that truth takes.

What happens next?

You decide.
  • Post your character to the meme.
  • They have to tell the truth when they're asked questions.
  • What others ask is up to them. Nothing is off limits.
  • Your character has to answer... eventually.
  • Tag around and ask other characters questions!

(no subject)

Jul. 27th, 2017 01:38 pm
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You're late for our lunch meeting.

(no subject)

Jul. 27th, 2017 12:48 pm
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[personal profile] yohko posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
 The Love Letter Meme



Apparently, your character (or someone else) has given another character a note. Or vice versa. It's not just any note, either: it's a *~*LOVE LETTER*~ * Now it's time to face the music. Was this all a joke? Or was this meant to be in total secret but somehow you were figured out?

How this works:
→ Leave a comment with the usual information in the subject line: character name, fandom. Any preferences, including what you don't want, should be included as well. 
→ Congratulations, either your character (or some prankster on your behalf) has given someone else a love letter or someone is giving yours one right now!
→ Tag around.
→ BONUS ROUND. Include the letter itself. Be creative!
→ Feel free to roll RNG (1-8) if you cannot come up with scenarios of your own. 
→ Have fun, and be excellent to each other!
  • 1 — Simply put: a love letter sent between lovers. (No secrets here. Do you reply in person or with a letter of your own?)
  • 2 — DO U LIEK ME? CIRCLE YES OR NO (The agony of waiting is too much!)
  • 3 — Love confession. (I can't say it but I can write it.)
  • 4 — Text message. (ILU or even sexting!)
  • 5 — Prank. (Note? What note? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.)
  • 6 — Strangers. (Um, I think this belongs to you?)
  • 7 — Mistaken identity. (No, that was supposed to go to Sandy E. Smith! Not Sandy F. Smith!)
  • 8 — Fuck da police. (In other words, the random/whatever option.)

You can be my dream daddy

Jul. 27th, 2017 07:46 am
[personal profile] grinded posting in [community profile] bakerstreet



Doesn't everyone like to be pampered and spoiled? You could certainly understand the desire. How about receiving the benefits of experience and knowledge...through someone else, someone older than you and more distinguished? Be good, then, and you'll be rewarded. Be bad - well, remember: a punishment isn't off the table for someone with your youth.

OR


They're so young - yet so, so tempting. But you know what they say. The more forbidden the fruit, the sweeter the juice. They're absolutely off-limits. And wouldn't you love to taste them, no matter if you feel guilty or not? Look at yourself. Do you feel like a pervert? This person could be an outlier, or maybe you've always had a weakness, even if you didn't realize it before. At least you can take care of them like few others chasing after them could. You know exactly what they want and need.

  • Comment with your character, information, and what role they'll play.
  • Is there an age gap? Is this actually illegal? It could be kink play, though, or characters acting older and younger.
  • Please note that there also doesn't need to be daddy kink "play" if you don't want it. There could just be an older/younger or an inexperienced/refined dynamic. Just be sure to clarify how heavy or light you'd prefer to go.
  • Older ladies are fine, too.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread.

spoosh splash

Jul. 26th, 2017 09:25 pm
[personal profile] commemeorate posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

Caught in the rain


It started out quietly, and then, quite suddenly, you're caught in a storm. Time to find cover. Nothing much to do but to wait it out.

Scenarios listed below for those who want 'em.


i WHERE:
001 PLAYGROUND - Well, you can try to hide under the slide or maybe in the jungle gym... at least you're some place fun?
002 PARK - Always happens, caught outside trying to take advantage of the weather... and it ends up pulling a fast one on you.
003 STORE FRONT - Better hope they have an awning you can take advantage of.
004 THE BEACH - Not exactly the best place to be during a rainstorm, however it is possible to get caught in a sudden storm.
005 WILD CARD - Anyway you want it.



ii HOW:
001 TREE - Not the best cover, but it'll have to do, stay close to the roots and you won't get too wet.
002 UMBRELLA - Most conventional... Kinda boring. But it works.
003 NEWSPAPER - Not permanent, but it'll have to do. Good luck.
004 BAG - Well... y'gotta do what you gotta do.
005 NONE - You know what. You're a rebel. You don't need cover. Screw convention.
006 WILD CARD - that's the way you need it.



iii WHY:
001 REJECTED - Welp. Rejection sucks. And no one will see you crying in the rain.
002 WAITING - For the bus? For someone else? For some revelation? What are you waiting for.
003 MELANCHOLY - Sometimes the best place to feel a bit down is out in the rain.
004 HAPPINESS - Is everything going your way? Are you singing a refrain while walking down the lane? Just singing. Singin' in the rain.
005 ANGER - WELL YOU KNOW WHAT. SCREW YOU TOO, RAIN.
006 WILD CARD - Anyway you want it.



>> POST with your character
>> TAG others, use RNG if you need to, or just make up your own scenario if you want!
>> HAVE FUN.
[personal profile] memeconsolidation posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
the shipping picture prompt meme

SIMILAR TO THE PICTURE PROMPT MEME & THE SMUT PICTURE PROMPT MEME ONLY FOR SHIPPING.

i. COMMENT WITH CHARACTER
ii. OTHERS LEAVE A PICTURE (OR TWO OR THREE....)
iii. REPLY TO THEM WITH A SETTING BASED ON THE IMAGES.

THIS POST WILL BE IMAGE HEAVY.



Link to an image:
 

Embed an image in your reply:
 

You can control width and height of your pictures:
 

the most dangerous game

Jul. 26th, 2017 09:18 pm
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The Most Dangerous Game

"I wanted the ideal animal to hunt," explained the general. "So I said, 'What are the attributes of an ideal quarry?' And the answer was, of course, 'It must have courage, cunning, and, above all, it must be able to reason.'"
"But no animal can reason," objected Rainsford.
"My dear fellow," said the general, "there is one that can."
"But you can't mean--" gasped Rainsford.
"And why not?"




For some devoted hunters, the usual game begins to pall. They seek something a little more difficult. More dangerous. One that can fight back in ways that no tiger or bear or rhinoceros ever could. And so they seek out the most dangerous game available.

Humans.

And here we begin. Are you one of the hunters, seeking thrills and excitement in the pursuit of game that can potentially outwit you? Did someone coerce or force you to the island to play the game? Are you one of the hunted, somehow brought here as likely prey? Or did you somehow accidentally stumble onto the island without realizing it? No matter what option, though, you're in the midst of a fight for your life.

WARNING: possible triggers for violence &c )
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